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Burn time is the supplier’s figure. Our own guideline is 5–7 hours per ounce on a single wick.
About this candle
Overview
Sometimes you need more than good intentions—you need a candle that matches your mood. This Cedar Crate Market candle delivers a bold, layered scent that balances brightness with warmth, perfect for moments that call for honest humor and a little aromatic relief.
What to Expect
- Bright citrus opens with hints of cinnamon and clove
- Warm amber and vanilla create a grounding middle
- Sandalwood anchors the finish with creamy depth
- Hand-poured soy wax burns clean for 60+ hours
- Made in Minnesota using premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils
Why Choose This Blend
The interplay of citrus spice and warm amber-sandalwood makes this scent versatile—equally at home in a bedroom, living room, or office. The natural soy wax and cotton wick ensure a consistent, safe burn without toxins or synthetic additives.
Frequently Asked Questions
- How long does the Therapy Helps but Screaming Profanities is Faster Candle burn? This candle delivers 60+ hours of burn time, making it a lasting investment in your space.
- What makes this Cedar Crate Market candle different? It combines a playful name with a sophisticated scent profile—citrus and spice up top, warm amber and sandalwood at the base—all in a reusable glass jar.
- Is this candle natural and safe? Yes. It's made from natural soy wax, essential and premium fragrance oils, a cotton wick, and is phthalate-free, non-toxic, cruelty-free, and vegan.
Shipping & returns
Orders leave our US warehouse in 1–3 business days. Items from different makers may arrive in several parcels, each with its own tracking.
Therapy Helps but Screaming Profanities is Faster Candle
Amber & spice · 13.5 oz
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Smells like: Bright citrus and warm spice softening into creamy sandalwood
- Soy wax
- Cotton wick
- Reusable vessel
- Burn within sight, away from drafts, children and pets
Candle care
Four habits that decide how long it lasts-
Trim the wick
About 5 mm before every burn. A long wick makes a tall flame, and a tall flame smokes the glass.
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Let the first burn finish
Two to three hours, until the melted wax reaches the edge. Wax remembers its first pool — cut it short and it tunnels for good.
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Stop at four hours
Longer and the glass gets hot and the scent flattens. Retire the candle when about 1 cm of wax is left.
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Keep the jar
Hot soapy water lifts the last of the wax — soy softens at a much lower temperature than paraffin. Then it is a pot, a tumbler, a planter.
- Trim the wick to about 5 mm before every burn.
- First burn: let the pool reach the edge, roughly two to three hours.
- Never burn for more than four hours at a stretch, and stop at 1 cm of wax.
- Keep it in sight, on a heat-resistant surface, away from drafts, children and pets.
We sell fragrance for pleasure, not for treatment. Nothing here is intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease, and no candle or diffuser purifies the air. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
If a scent gives you a headache or sets off asthma, that is a real reaction — stop using it and open a window.