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Burn time is the supplier’s figure. Our own guideline is 5–7 hours per ounce on a single wick.
About this candle
Overview
Transform your space with this witty-titled soy candle that delivers an earthy, sophisticated escape. Infused with bamboo, cypress, and black musk, this Cedar Crate Market candle fills your home with a grounding forest aroma perfect for unwinding.
Why Choose This Candle
- 60+ hours of clean, even burn time from premium soy wax
- Non-toxic, phthalate-free formula with essential and premium fragrance oils
- Hand-poured in the USA using sustainable, vegan ingredients
- Reusable glass jar—elegant décor after the candle burns
- Cruelty-free and non-GMO certified
Scent Profile
The Bamboo Forest blend opens with fresh bamboo notes, transitions through calming cypress in the heart, and settles into a warm black musk base. This sophisticated earthy composition brings spa-like serenity to any room.
Frequently Asked Questions
- How long does the Smoking Weed Because It's Cheaper Than Therapy candle burn? This 13.5 oz candle provides 60+ hours of burn time with proper wick maintenance.
- What wax is used in this Cedar Crate Market candle? 100% soy wax with a cotton wick ensures a clean, eco-friendly burn without toxins or phthalates.
- Is this candle suitable for sensitive spaces? Yes. The non-toxic, vegan formula makes this candle safe for homes with children and pets when used as directed.
Shipping & returns
Orders leave our US warehouse in 1–3 business days. Items from different makers may arrive in several parcels, each with its own tracking.
Smoking Weed Because It's Cheaper Than Therapy Soy Candle
Woody · 13.5 oz
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Smells like: Cool forest floor with warm musk undertones and fresh green air
- Soy wax
- Cotton wick
- Reusable vessel
- Burn within sight, away from drafts, children and pets
Candle care
Four habits that decide how long it lasts-
Trim the wick
About 5 mm before every burn. A long wick makes a tall flame, and a tall flame smokes the glass.
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Let the first burn finish
Two to three hours, until the melted wax reaches the edge. Wax remembers its first pool — cut it short and it tunnels for good.
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Stop at four hours
Longer and the glass gets hot and the scent flattens. Retire the candle when about 1 cm of wax is left.
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Keep the jar
Hot soapy water lifts the last of the wax — soy softens at a much lower temperature than paraffin. Then it is a pot, a tumbler, a planter.
- Trim the wick to about 5 mm before every burn.
- First burn: let the pool reach the edge, roughly two to three hours.
- Never burn for more than four hours at a stretch, and stop at 1 cm of wax.
- Keep it in sight, on a heat-resistant surface, away from drafts, children and pets.
We sell fragrance for pleasure, not for treatment. Nothing here is intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease, and no candle or diffuser purifies the air. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
If a scent gives you a headache or sets off asthma, that is a real reaction — stop using it and open a window.