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Burn time is the supplier’s figure. Our own guideline is 5–7 hours per ounce on a single wick.
About this candle
Overview
Perfect for the busy host or overextended friend, this 13.5 oz candle delivers 60+ hours of warm, restorative fragrance. Hand-poured with natural soy wax and a golden patchouli blend, it's a complete gift on its own—no add-ons needed.
Why Choose This Candle
- Golden Patchouli Blend — patchouli, orange, mango, and goji berry create a balanced, inviting scent
- 60+ Hours Burn Time — exceptional stamina in a reusable glass jar
- Natural Soy Wax — plant-based, even-burning, phthalate-free, and non-toxic
- Ethical & Sustainable — vegan, cruelty-free, and non-GMO
- Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota
- Signature White Jar — iconic label design on premium reusable glass
Ideal for hostess gifts, holiday exchanges, Secret Santa, or anyone juggling multiple commitments. This fragrance holds beautifully even when unlit, scenting a room from the shelf.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is a single candle enough for a host gift?
Yes. A 13.5 oz candle is a complete, generous gift on its own. One quality item outshines a bundle of small items.
Can I give this to someone who doesn't light candles?
Absolutely. Soy wax holds fragrance cold, so this Cedar Crate Market candle scents a room whether lit or displayed unlit on a shelf.
What scents pair well with holiday cooking?
Citrus and spice scents like this golden patchouli blend complement kitchen aromas rather than mask them—ideal for spaces where food is being served.
Specs
- Wax Type: Natural Soy Wax
- Size: 13.5 oz | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4 inches
- Burn Time: 60+ hours
- Wick: Cotton
- Scent Profile: Golden Patchouli (Patchouli, Orange, Mango, Goji Berry)
- Attributes: Phthalate-Free, Non-Toxic, Vegan, Cruelty-Free, Non-GMO
- Origin: Hand-poured in Minnetonka, MN, USA
Shipping & returns
Orders leave our US warehouse in 1–3 business days. Items from different makers may arrive in several parcels, each with its own tracking.
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Smells like: Warm patchouli with bright citrus and exotic fruit sweetness
- Soy wax
- Reusable vessel
- Burn within sight, away from drafts, children and pets

Candle care
Four habits that decide how long it lasts-
Trim the wick
About 5 mm before every burn. A long wick makes a tall flame, and a tall flame smokes the glass.
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Let the first burn finish
Two to three hours, until the melted wax reaches the edge. Wax remembers its first pool — cut it short and it tunnels for good.
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Stop at four hours
Longer and the glass gets hot and the scent flattens. Retire the candle when about 1 cm of wax is left.
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Keep the jar
Hot soapy water lifts the last of the wax — soy softens at a much lower temperature than paraffin. Then it is a pot, a tumbler, a planter.
- Trim the wick to about 5 mm before every burn.
- First burn: let the pool reach the edge, roughly two to three hours.
- Never burn for more than four hours at a stretch, and stop at 1 cm of wax.
- Keep it in sight, on a heat-resistant surface, away from drafts, children and pets.
We sell fragrance for pleasure, not for treatment. Nothing here is intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease, and no candle or diffuser purifies the air. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
If a scent gives you a headache or sets off asthma, that is a real reaction — stop using it and open a window.