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Burn time is the supplier’s figure. Our own guideline is 5–7 hours per ounce on a single wick.
About this candle
Overview
Reward the person who makes the holidays happen with this festive soy candle. Hand-poured in small batches, this Cedar Crate Market candle delivers 60+ hours of cozy, spirited fragrance—perfect for anyone who deserves recognition for their December hustle.
Why You'll Love It
- Signature White Jar: Reusable glass with a printed label, designed for gifting or keepsake display
- Natural Soy Wax: Plant-based, clean-burning blend for even, long-lasting performance
- Non-Toxic & Phthalate-Free: Vegan, cruelty-free, and non-GMO formulation
- Cranberry Christmas Scent: Tart cranberry layered over bright orange peel and warm brown sugar—festive without being overly floral
- Made in Minnesota: Hand-poured in Minnetonka, USA, supporting domestic craftsmanship
- Perfect Gift: Ideal for secret Santa exchanges, hostess gifts, and anyone on your holiday list
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What scent should I choose if I don't know the recipient's taste?
A: Fruit and spice notes read as festive to nearly everyone. The cranberry and orange peel in this candle strikes that welcoming middle ground.
Q: Is this a good gift for someone who doesn't want "stuff"?
A: Yes. A scented candle is the rare gift that disappears as it's enjoyed—no storage guilt, no obligation.
Q: Can I give the same candle to multiple people without looking repetitive?
A: Buying the same candle multiple times during the holidays is completely normal and expected.
Shipping & returns
Orders leave our US warehouse in 1–3 business days. Items from different makers may arrive in several parcels, each with its own tracking.
Funny Christmas Candles – Smells Like Christmas Magic Soy
Amber & spice · 13.5 oz
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Smells like: Tart cranberry and bright orange with warm brown sugar sweetness
- Soy wax
- Burn within sight, away from drafts, children and pets
Candle care
Four habits that decide how long it lasts-
Trim the wick
About 5 mm before every burn. A long wick makes a tall flame, and a tall flame smokes the glass.
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Let the first burn finish
Two to three hours, until the melted wax reaches the edge. Wax remembers its first pool — cut it short and it tunnels for good.
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Stop at four hours
Longer and the glass gets hot and the scent flattens. Retire the candle when about 1 cm of wax is left.
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Keep the jar
Hot soapy water lifts the last of the wax — soy softens at a much lower temperature than paraffin. Then it is a pot, a tumbler, a planter.
- Trim the wick to about 5 mm before every burn.
- First burn: let the pool reach the edge, roughly two to three hours.
- Never burn for more than four hours at a stretch, and stop at 1 cm of wax.
- Keep it in sight, on a heat-resistant surface, away from drafts, children and pets.
We sell fragrance for pleasure, not for treatment. Nothing here is intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease, and no candle or diffuser purifies the air. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
If a scent gives you a headache or sets off asthma, that is a real reaction — stop using it and open a window.