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Burn time is the supplier’s figure. Our own guideline is 5–7 hours per ounce on a single wick.
About this candle
Overview
Make a statement with this witty soy candle that doubles as décor and conversation starter. Hand-poured with premium fragrance oils, this scented candle delivers 60+ hours of burn time wrapped in humor and tropical charm.
Why Choose This Candle
- Long-lasting burn: 60+ hours of continuous fragrance from natural soy wax and cotton wick
- Tropical scent profile: Bright lime and coconut top notes with spice and sandalwood base for balanced warmth
- Made in USA: Hand-poured in Minnesota using non-toxic, phthalate-free, cruelty-free ingredients
- Gift-ready: Reusable jar with bold label design—perfect for birthdays, best friends, and funny gift occasions
- Clean burn: Soy wax, essential oils, and premium fragrance oils ensure a responsible, long-lasting experience
Frequently Asked Questions
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What does the Classy Sassy And A Bit Bad Assy candle smell like?
A tropical escape with lime and coconut at the top, subtle spice in the heart, and grounding sandalwood at the base. Perfect for year-round enjoyment. -
How long does this Cedar Crate Market candle burn?
Expect 60+ hours of fragrance from the 13.5 oz soy candle with proper wick trimming and ventilation. -
Is this candle safe and non-toxic?
Yes. This candle is phthalate-free, non-toxic, cruelty-free, vegan, and non-GMO. Always trim the wick to ¼ inch and keep away from drafts for optimal performance.
Specs
- Size: 13.5 oz | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4 inches
- Wax: Natural soy wax, hand-poured
- Wick: 100% cotton
- Burn Time: 60+ hours
- Scent Notes: Top: Citrus | Heart: Spice | Base: Sandalwood
- Fragrance: Lime, coconut, floral blend with essential and premium fragrance oils
- Attributes: Phthalate-free, non-toxic, cruelty-free, vegan, non-GMO
- Made: USA (Minnetonka, Minnesota)
- Packaging: Reusable glass jar with retail-ready label
Shipping & returns
Orders leave our US warehouse in 1–3 business days. Items from different makers may arrive in several parcels, each with its own tracking.
Funny Candles – Classy Sassy And A Bit Bad Assy | 13.5 oz Soy Candle
Fresh & citrus · 13.5 oz
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Smells like: Bright tropical lime and coconut with warm sandalwood spice
- Soy wax
- Cotton wick
- Reusable vessel
- Burn within sight, away from drafts, children and pets
Candle care
Four habits that decide how long it lasts-
Trim the wick
About 5 mm before every burn. A long wick makes a tall flame, and a tall flame smokes the glass.
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Let the first burn finish
Two to three hours, until the melted wax reaches the edge. Wax remembers its first pool — cut it short and it tunnels for good.
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Stop at four hours
Longer and the glass gets hot and the scent flattens. Retire the candle when about 1 cm of wax is left.
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Keep the jar
Hot soapy water lifts the last of the wax — soy softens at a much lower temperature than paraffin. Then it is a pot, a tumbler, a planter.
- Trim the wick to about 5 mm before every burn.
- First burn: let the pool reach the edge, roughly two to three hours.
- Never burn for more than four hours at a stretch, and stop at 1 cm of wax.
- Keep it in sight, on a heat-resistant surface, away from drafts, children and pets.
We sell fragrance for pleasure, not for treatment. Nothing here is intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease, and no candle or diffuser purifies the air. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
If a scent gives you a headache or sets off asthma, that is a real reaction — stop using it and open a window.