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Burn time is the supplier’s figure. Our own guideline is 5–7 hours per ounce on a single wick.
How it unfolds
Top notes arrive first and fade fastest. The base is what the room still smells like two hours later.
About this candle
Overview
Brighten your space with this witty Cedar Crate Market candle, featuring a refreshing blend of lavender and lemongrass that brings energy and warmth to any room.
Why Choose This Candle
- Energizing lavender and lemongrass scent with zesty citrus, floral, and woody undertones
- 45+ hour burn time from natural soy wax and premium fragrance oils
- Hand-poured in Minnetonka, MN using non-toxic, phthalate-free materials
- Reusable glass jar with cotton wick for sustainable home fragrance
- Perfect for desks, bedrooms, living spaces, or as a thoughtful gift
Frequently Asked Questions
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What does the Cedar Crate Market Coworker Candle smell like?
This blend opens with bright orange and lemon, transitions to lavender and lily in the heart, and settles into warm woody and musk base notes—ideal for those who love fresh, complex scents. -
How long does the Are You Fucking Kidding Me candle burn?
With 45+ hours of burn time, this 9 oz candle delivers extended enjoyment. For best results, trim the cotton wick to ¼ inch before each use. -
Is this candle made from sustainable materials?
Yes. It's crafted from natural soy wax, essential and premium fragrance oils, and comes in a reusable jar. The candle is vegan, cruelty-free, and non-GMO.
Product Specifications
- Size: 9 oz jar (2.75 × 2.75 × 3.5 inches)
- Burn Time: 45+ hours
- Wax Type: Natural soy wax
- Wick: 100% cotton
- Scent Profile: Lavender & Lemongrass
- Top Notes: Orange, lemon
- Heart Notes: Lavender, lily
- Base Notes: Woods, musk
- Certifications: Phthalate-free, non-toxic, cruelty-free, vegan, non-GMO
- Made in USA (Minnetonka, MN)
Shipping & returns
Orders leave our US warehouse in 1–3 business days. Items from different makers may arrive in several parcels, each with its own tracking.
Coworker Candle – Are You Fucking Kidding Me? 9 oz Lavender & Lemongrass
Fresh & citrus · 9 oz
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Smells like: Bright citrus and floral lavender with warm woody undertones
- Soy wax
- Cotton wick
- Reusable vessel
- Burn within sight, away from drafts, children and pets
Candle care
Four habits that decide how long it lasts-
Trim the wick
About 5 mm before every burn. A long wick makes a tall flame, and a tall flame smokes the glass.
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Let the first burn finish
Two to three hours, until the melted wax reaches the edge. Wax remembers its first pool — cut it short and it tunnels for good.
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Stop at four hours
Longer and the glass gets hot and the scent flattens. Retire the candle when about 1 cm of wax is left.
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Keep the jar
Hot soapy water lifts the last of the wax — soy softens at a much lower temperature than paraffin. Then it is a pot, a tumbler, a planter.
- Trim the wick to about 5 mm before every burn.
- First burn: let the pool reach the edge, roughly two to three hours.
- Never burn for more than four hours at a stretch, and stop at 1 cm of wax.
- Keep it in sight, on a heat-resistant surface, away from drafts, children and pets.
We sell fragrance for pleasure, not for treatment. Nothing here is intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease, and no candle or diffuser purifies the air. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
If a scent gives you a headache or sets off asthma, that is a real reaction — stop using it and open a window.