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Burn time is the supplier’s figure. Our own guideline is 5–7 hours per ounce on a single wick.
About this candle
Overview
A humorous holiday candle that's perfect for white elephant exchanges, office swaps, and anyone who appreciates witty gift-giving. This Cedar Crate Market candle combines festive charm with a warm, woodsy scent that fills the room for over 60 hours of burn time.
Why You'll Love This Candle
- 100% soy wax — clean, even burn with no petroleum wax
- 60+ hours of burn time — extends well past New Year's from a 13.5 oz jar
- Balsam + Cedar scent — warm fir, balsam, and cedar notes that evoke a fresh Christmas tree
- Hand-poured in Minnesota — small-batch, made in the USA
- Phthalate-free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty-free, and non-GMO
- Reusable glass jar — stores pens, plants, or hair ties after the candle burns down
- Cotton wick — steady flame with true scent throw throughout the room
Perfect For
- White elephant and office gift exchanges
- Coworkers and neighbors with a sense of humor
- Holiday decorating and festive entertaining
- Anyone who loves a clever, conversational gift
Frequently Asked Questions
- Is this candle appropriate for a coworker I barely know? — Save this one for colleagues whose humor you already know. The bold label is best suited for friends and close coworkers who'll appreciate the joke.
- How long does the Merry Christmas To My Favorite Ho candle burn? — This soy candle burns for 60+ hours, making it one of Cedar Crate Market's longer-lasting options for the holiday season.
- What can I do with the jar after the candle is finished? — The durable glass jar washes clean and works perfectly as a pen holder, succulent planter, or decorative storage.
Shipping & returns
Orders leave our US warehouse in 1–3 business days. Items from different makers may arrive in several parcels, each with its own tracking.
Merry Christmas To My Favorite Ho Scented Candle
Woody · 13.5 oz
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Smells like: Fresh evergreen forest with warm cedar and balsam fir
- Soy wax
- Cotton wick
- Reusable vessel
- Burn within sight, away from drafts, children and pets
Candle care
Four habits that decide how long it lasts-
Trim the wick
About 5 mm before every burn. A long wick makes a tall flame, and a tall flame smokes the glass.
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Let the first burn finish
Two to three hours, until the melted wax reaches the edge. Wax remembers its first pool — cut it short and it tunnels for good.
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Stop at four hours
Longer and the glass gets hot and the scent flattens. Retire the candle when about 1 cm of wax is left.
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Keep the jar
Hot soapy water lifts the last of the wax — soy softens at a much lower temperature than paraffin. Then it is a pot, a tumbler, a planter.
- Trim the wick to about 5 mm before every burn.
- First burn: let the pool reach the edge, roughly two to three hours.
- Never burn for more than four hours at a stretch, and stop at 1 cm of wax.
- Keep it in sight, on a heat-resistant surface, away from drafts, children and pets.
We sell fragrance for pleasure, not for treatment. Nothing here is intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease, and no candle or diffuser purifies the air. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
If a scent gives you a headache or sets off asthma, that is a real reaction — stop using it and open a window.